Your fearless P-League host is lower-middle of the pack, so it's time for a different approach. Lady Archtype will be guest picking for me this week. Nothing can go wrong with that, can it?

D.C. United - 1
Kansas City Wizards - 3

New England Revolution - 1
Chivas USA - 2

Houston Dynamo - 2
FC Dallas - 3

Colorado Rapids - 1
Los Angeles Galaxy - 2

Seattle Sounders FC - 3
Los Angeles Galaxy - 3

Toronto FC - 2
Chicago Fire - 2

Real Salt Lake - 4
Philadelphia Union - 1

Columbus Crew - 2
New England Revolution - 0

FC Dallas - 2
D.C. United - 1

San Jose Earthquakes - 2
New York Red Bulls - 2

Chivas USA - 2
Houston Dynamo - 1